Screenshot |
Title |
Original airdate |
Prod. code |
# |
Total |
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"The Thin White Line (1)" |
July 11, 2001 |
2ACX17 |
1 |
29 |
Brian works as a police dog, then goes into rehab after becoming addicted to cocaine.
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"Brian Does Hollywood (2)" |
July 18, 2001 |
2ACX20 |
2 |
30 |
Brian moves to Los Angeles and becomes a director.
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"Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington" |
July 25, 2001 |
2ACX11 |
3 |
31 |
Peter goes to Washington, D.C. as a tobacco lobbyist.
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"One If by Clam, Two If by Sea" |
August 1, 2001 |
2ACX19 |
4 |
32 |
The Drunken Clam is turned into a British pub. The new owner has his eyes on Lois.
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"And the Wiener Is..." |
August 8, 2001 |
2ACX22 |
5 |
33 |
Peter is sure Chris will never beat him at any competition, but is taken aback when he discovers Chris has a bigger penis than him.
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"Death Lives" |
August 15, 2001 |
2ACX21 |
6 |
34 |
On their wedding anniversary, Peter sends Lois on a scavenger hunt so he can go play golf at Barrington. After an accident he meets Death again.
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"Lethal Weapons" |
August 22, 2001 |
2ACX18 |
7 |
35 |
The quiet town of Quahog is disrupted when the leaves start turning fall colors and "leafers" (New Yorkers) invade town.
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"The Kiss Seen Around the World" |
August 29, 2001 |
3ACX02 |
8 |
36 |
Channel 5 announces they want two high school interns, and Meg, who has a crush on news anchor Tom Tucker, applies and is selected. Stewie deals with a bully.
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"Mr. Saturday Knight" |
September 5, 2001 |
3ACX04 |
9 |
37 |
Laid off from the toy factory, Peter decides to fulfill his dream of being a Renaissance fair jouster.
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"A Fish out of Water" |
September 19, 2001 |
3ACX05 |
10 |
38 |
Peter begins his new career as a fisherman while Lois takes Meg on spring break.
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"Emission Impossible" |
November 8, 2001 |
3ACX01 |
11 |
39 |
Lois and Peter decide to have another baby, but Stewie tries to keep that from happening.
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"To Love and Die in Dixie" |
November 15, 2001 |
3ACX09 |
12 |
40 |
When a burglar threatens to kill Chris, the family is taken into the witness protection program and moves to the deep South.
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"Screwed the Pooch" |
November 29, 2001 |
3ACX08 |
13 |
41 |
The family goes to visit Lois's parents and Brian falls in love with the Pewterschmidts dog, Sea Breeze.
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"Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?" |
December 6, 2001 |
3ACX06 |
14 |
42 |
Peter finds out he has a black ancestor. Stewie trys to learn mind control from the school cheerleaders.
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"Ready, Willing, and Disabled" |
December 20, 2001 |
3ACX07 |
15 |
43 |
Joe competes in the "Special People's Games" while Chris, Meg and Stewie fight over a money clip.
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"A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas" |
December 21, 2001 |
2ACX03 |
16 |
44 |
The Christmas gift shopping has to be done all over again. Stewie stars as Jesus in the town Christmas pageant.
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"Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows" |
January 17, 2002 |
3ACX03 |
17 |
45 |
Brian gets a DUI and is forced to attend an old shut-in woman while Peter lets birds nest in his beard.
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"From Method to Madness" |
January 24, 2002 |
3ACX11 |
18 |
46 |
Stewie becomes a hit singing a duet with Olivia, while Meg courts Jeff, a nudist.
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"Stuck Together, Torn Apart" |
January 31, 2002 |
3ACX10 |
19 |
47 |
Peter and Lois deal with their jealousy, while Brian and Stewie are accidentally joined at the hands with an industrial adhesive.
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"Road to Europe" a.k.a. "European Road Show" |
February 7, 2002 |
3ACX13 |
20 |
48 |
Peter and Lois attend KISS-stock, while Brian and Stewie travel to London looking for Jolly Farm Revue.
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"Family Guy Viewer Mail #1" |
February 14, 2002 |
3ACX12 |
21 |
49 |
Three short stories based upon viewer requests.
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"When You Wish upon a Weinstein" |
November 9, 2003 |
2ACX05 |
22 |
50 |
Peter prays for a Jew to help him manage his money, eventually he decides to convert Chris to ensure his son's success.
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